El News– According to a recent ranking done by Forbes Magazine K-Stew’s getting paid: the Twilight actress earned $34.5M between May 2011 and May 2012; Cameron Diaz stands right behind her on the list (see the full story at Forbes.com here). What could one do with all this money? Personally I would buy a Bel Air mansion and stock piles of cash in the kichen. I would then offer wads of cash to guests, you know, spread the love around. Maybe K-Stew will have the same idea, who knows? Stewart was recently seen promoting her new film On the Road (directed by Walter Salles), in which she co-stars with Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund.

In other news it was announced this past Tuesday that Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp are splitsville, which is a shame because I looked to them as a fine example of matrimonial constancy in a land—wait, in a civilization—in which marriage is a culture meme and divorce is a rite of passage. Depp and Paradis had met in France in 1998.